By Huntress Thompson
It’s exactly what it sounds like. *waves air onto face*
I am a forward-thinking woman. I despise Luddites and anyone who challenges progress. Socio-political culture is like a shark that has to keep moving forward to OH SWEET BABY JESUS AND THE ORPHANS.
Christian Louboutin, you magnificent wizard!
FAIRY TALE SHOES!
Made of lace, Swarovski crystals, and with a 5-inch heel (which is fine, because everyone knows Prince Charming is a lanky mofo). In honour of Walt Disney’s Cinderella coming out on Blu-ray.
They will be mine. Oh yes. They will be mine.
In the vacuum between dark and light, Siouxsie Sioux and Emmylou Harris, Amelie and Travis Bickle, Huntress Thompson is an idiot lost, and reporting from the field. If you’re after irrational, impassioned rants about cupcakes and Johnny Cash (and you probably aren’t), she’s grumpy, but she’s your girl.